Shit NT Players Say

Kill puggers

Behead puggers

Roundhouse kick puggers into the concrete

Slam dunk a pugger baby into the trashcan

Crucify filthy puggers

Defecate into a pugger's food

Launch puggers into the sun

Stir fry puggers in a wok

Toss puggers into active volcanos

Urinate into a pugger's gas tank

Judo throw puggers into a woodchipper

Twist puggers' heads off

Report puggers to the IRS

Karate cop puggers in half

Curb stomp pregnant puggers

Trap puggers in quick sand

Crush puggers in a trash compactor

Liquify puggers in a vat of acid

Eat puggers

Dissect puggers

Exterminate puggers in a gas chamber

Stomp pugger skulls with steel toed boots

Cremate puggers in the oven

Lobotomize puggers

Mandatory abortions for puggers

Grind pugger fetuses in the garbage disposal

Drown puggers in fried chicken grease

Vaporize puggers with a raygun

Kick old puggers down the stairs

Feed puggers to alligators

Slice puggers with a katana

Greetings! My name is Noobes, maybe you remember me, maybe not. I participated in two winter tournaments in Neotokyo, the last of which I had to leave before completion. I want to apologize in advance for my English and the fact that I write about it here (Sorry if this is prohibited by the rules). I hope you do not take what I have said for spam, because I have long wanted to say something, and I may not have another opportunity. As you know, on February 24 terrible events began, that directly affected me, my friends and relatives. I will not talk for a long time about the obvious things that war is terrible, and Putin should burn in hell forever for his sins. I just wanted to share with you something that you probably don't know about.

[17:50] I grew up and saw people living around me. Poor, miserable, unfortunate citizens crushed by a skating rink of difficult circumstances. They go to work as if nothing had happened, believe in propaganda and count pennies for the next trip to the store. I laughed at them when they taught me how to live, hated when they justified the war, now I just feel sorry for them. They do not understand what is happening around them and do not want to understand. They make ends meet and just want to be left alone. For decades, the Russian people were cruelly weaned to be free, and those who went against the system were beaten and killed. Why am I writing about this here? Probably because I'm ashamed. I am ashamed that I am a citizen of such a wild and poor country. At the same time, I would not want the blame for what is happening to lie only on that helpless, poor biomass, which is the people. People did not choose this war. Perhaps, in someone's eyes, it is wrong to wish the death of the soldiers of one's country, but at the beginning of this war I felt exactly that. It is wrong to consider the soldiers, the real army - criminals, weak-willed people and fools leading a brutal war of occupation. Many Russians now fighting on the territory of a neighboring country are unwitting accomplices in this crime.

[17:51] Often they are become accomplices through their own stupidity. Their own country throws them under bombs and rockets, leaves them without help and supplies, exchanges them like miserable coins, plugging holes in the front with manpower. There are bastards and maniacs among them, but there are also brave honest people who foolishly thought that they were really defending the country. There are also those who simply obey, because they were born and lived all their lives in a country where obedience is one of the criteria for survival. Are the ordinary people guilty? The question is open, I personally believe that stupidity and ignorance do not exempt from responsibility, especially in such grave crimes as war. Nevertheless, it is necessary to understand why and how entire nations become complicit in great crimes. And I think that the root of this trouble is the regime. A cruel totalitarian regime, with an invariable ruler who crushed all state institutions under him. The media, the judiciary, the law enforcement apparatus, the army, the state parties are all taken over by an organized crime group that was never elected through fair elections and expanded for decades until it increased its appetites to the level of neighboring countries. Decades of violence against the people, lies, education of hatred in them are capable of terrible things. And Russia will replenish the treasury of these terrible examples for all mankind. I do not want to justify the majority of Russians with their primitive medieval views, fear of an external enemy that never attacked them, and hatred for those who did nothing wrong to them.

[17:51] But more often these are rather unfortunate people who have not seen and do not know that there is a world where there is no enemy, where knocking on the door is not a reason to hold your breath in fear, where you can live, not survive. Many of them are paying the price every day for their stupidity. They pay with happiness and freedom, which they never had in their lives. I want to note that 90% of all those who support the war do not understand what is actually happening there, and 75% will not be able to name its goals and reasons, and half will not even be able to name who this war is being waged against. Yes, in such a country there can be no reliable sociology, and no one will be able to name the real percentage of opponents of war. However, any cursory poll will show that the majority do not want cruel war and do not understand what is happening in Ukraine. Again, the Russians did not choose this war. They didn't vote, didn't know about it. It was decided for them, and made the whole country an accomplice and now government pat on the head, saying that this is how it should be. The war separated me forever from my loved ones, Russian missiles destroyed my friends' home, and my own fatherland called me a criminal and a foreign agent. I and thousands of other people who opposed the war are now outlaws. Criminals are now also those who, for one reason or another, do not want to go to kill innocent people on the territory of another country. But this is not the main thing I wanted to write about.

[17:51] When grief comes to the threshold, you involuntarily begin to cherish every little crystal of happiness that has taken place in your life. I don't have many of these, but I love them very much. In the light of current events, my entire life seems small. A small puzzle that can fit in two palms. And one of the brightest, happiest episodes of my poor life was the time that I spent in Neotokyo playing with you. Against the background of the war, this may seem like something insignificant, but in fact, the opposite is true. Those moments when I could just run around the map and play the game now seem to be something unattainable, distant and especially valuable. This game has always been another home for me to escape to, if only for one night. There are not many happy moments in my past… And… I was really happy in this game and the maps from it are now remembered much more dearly than my own city… I would give a lot to get it all back. And to proof my love, I have a gift for you. Each nation has its own, sometimes strange traditions. Some of them are similar to others, some are not. Some have analogues in other nations, some do not. And in Russia, too, there are a number of rituals that may seem strange to a foreigner. Just as surprising for others may be the fact that a third of the population of Russia does not have a toilet and sewerage, and that almost a thousand people here annually drown in pits with feces (mostly children) every year, and the number of such cesspools with excrements from whole Russia enough to fill two Red Squares in Moscow.

[17:52] Perhaps partly in this regard, some Russians, still devoted to old traditions, on special days in tribute to memory, erect toilet bowls on the highest accessible points of their house (for example, roofs). But, as in any country somehow integrated into the global world, many of these traditions often become less common. Someone still drags heavy jolts to the roof to general applause every new year. Some people only celebrate weddings or anniversaries this way. Someone completely forgot that this was once accepted among wealthy gentlemen, and later among the common people who could afford a toilet. Maybe you have already seen various strange photos online with a crowd of Russians carrying a toilet, well, now you know in general terms the origins of the old Russian tradition.

[17:52] @everyone Well, in order not to be unfounded, I present to your attention my own installation, which I made in memory of that warm and happy place, to which I may never be able to return, Neotokyo.

I don't know how to code, I don't know the language well and I'm a pretty bad player in the game itself, so in my history I have not done anything for the community and the game as a whole, so this, perhaps a farewell act of gratitude, is the only thing I can do. There were not many toilets on the roof of my house, just right for the meager number of joys that have taken place in my life. And with the outbreak of the war, the Management Company broke and threw away whole my monuments to the past that I collected. Symbolically. Now I have no past, and perhaps no future either. And this is the last and only surviving toilet on my roof, and I dedicate it to you. I want you to know that I am very grateful to all the players and tournament organizers of this wonderful game. Only thanks to you this game is still alive. Thank you for the most carefree bits of my life and I really hope that one day I can come back to play with you again like before.

Yes, and excuse me for my stupid antics in the interview, I hope you're not angry. Keep the game alive, and maybe someday, when the dictator and his regime will die, Gerard Depardieu will come back and play with you again... If, of course, I stay alive.